I'm making me some as we speak. This is either going to be complete win or utter fail.
Just...oh......oh god...oh god....
excuse me, wtf r u doing
Do not want!
i regret to inform you that you are going to die
What has science done?
I mourn for the vodka.
>>154480I mourn for the poor bastard who's going to drink that stuff.
It's going to taste like total ass.
How long are you going to mature it?Bacon-tinis sound vile.
OP is probably 300lbs
It's been a week and a half; I'm going to pick up some cheesecloth to strain it tonight. I was planning a Bloody Mary concoction with it. And am nowhere near 300lbs.
Shit, you mean you're 600lbs?
Looks like total and utter disaster...
Are you drunk or what?
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
you should have just made a bloody mary and garnished it with a strip baconanyway, let us know how it goes
God, wtf possessed you to try this?Also, peppered vodka ftw.
>>154722My love for bacon and my love for alcohol. Also, I was indeed drunk at the time.
>>154728next time try something like cake or pie vodka
Ha ha haOh wow.
This is one for the ages, folks. We want pics of the drinks you make with it, dammit!
Legendary thread is legendary. Also, pics or it didn't happen.
That bacon looks good.
>>154793The alcohol likely will dissolve away the fat making fat free bacon. ;)
This thread deserves a sticky!
Sage in all fields for the idiots who find this legendary....however, pics may change that.
>>154806Aww, don't be a spoilsport. If OP makes good with pics thread will indeed become legendary.
>>154817Good job repeating what I just said.
something like that has happened. There's a layer of little white
globules that I assume are fat floating on the top, hence the need to
strain it through cheesecloth.I just performed a sniff test, and it smells bacony. But also very vodka-y still. Maybe I should have used 80 proof?
>>154841ANON DEMANDS PICS.
>>154845Anon's wish is my command.
>>154841Must let sit LONGAR!
>>154851That is vile. Sage, as this has ceased to be food.
Do not know if want...
>>154851Looks like something from /x/
I want to be around when you try it. I wouldn't be willing to try it myself but I would laugh as you vomited.
...anon has made a frightening point. This stuff probably attracts treedogs. OH SHI- !!
/r/ pics of you drinking bacontinis at some future date.
/r/ pics of the OP actually drinking this shit.
>>154851Why can't I stop crying.MOAR.
Bump because I am extremely interested in the outcome.
Posting in an epic /ck/ thread.How's your bacontini? Make a bacon white russian, next.
This thread is awesome.
ANON DEMANDS BACON MARGARTIA.(despite vodka instead of tequila, anon is aware)
Never have I ever witnessed a thread that has literally made me gasp.
OP has not posted new images because OP has obviously died from tasting vodkacon.
>>154989I like "bacon vodka" better than "vodkacon"."Bacon
vodka" just sounds matter-of-fact. It's self explanitory, but you have
to think about it for a second before the shock settles in."Vodkacon",
(which reads "vodka-con", not "vodkayken") gives a feeling of a novelty
product. It reminds me of the name Turducken. It sounds cheesy."Bacon Vodka" is a much more serious term. I actually really like this thread.
there is only one fluid that goes with bacon, and that's maple syrup
>>154997Most people I know shuddered at that the first time they heard it. Now they love it.I say bacon vodka has the same potential.
>>155002I think you're insane. And OP is in for some serious hurt when/if he drinks this horrid concoction.
>>154450in before OP gets botulism or drinks rancid bacon fat.
>>154995vodkacon sounds too much like a convention about vodka.
>>155013Yea, what a waste of good bacon.
>>154989OP just hasn't yet gotten her cheesecloth for straining the Békon.
Oh Jesus Christ....bump for outcome pics
don't think it'd be as bad as all of you make it out... just a little
disgusting. It'll be like mixing bacon grease and vodka together and
drinking it. Vodka alone is great but when you drink a shot of bacon
grease it coats your mouth and throat for a looong time. This coating
will now be vodka flavored resulting in too much lingering vodka taste.
I predicted at least gaggage.
>>154851I threw up a little in my mouth
Imagine if the bacon is taken out and the whole thing is homogenized using the same process for homogenizing milk.brb, I think I'm gonna puke.
Not epic until pics. Sorry.
>>154997I like putting ketchup on my baconz n eggs
Wow just wow...
bump for epic
bump bump bumpOP, where is my bacon margarita!??
lol I want to see some sort of cocktail made with this stuff.My guess is OP will end up dumping the shit after less than 1 shot.
>>155041Only in /ck/ can you get an experienced opinion from someone who knows what a shot of bacon grease tastes like.
Pics of you consuming this most unholy of liquids are required.
Posting in an epic thread.In b4 "I told you guys I was hardcore."I'm actually really hopeing OP doesn't die or puke, just to see a bunch of /ck/tards try to follow in her footsteps..
I can't exactly see it being "bad" as far as the potential for food
poisoning is concerned. I would think the alcohol in the vodka would
kill off anything evil brewing there. Taste, though would probably be a
different matter. Update pls, OP.
>>155183I told u I was hardcore>fixed
This reminds me of the time I tried to make bumblebee vodka.
Oh dear lord. This is gonna win harder than my egg pie or my pickle martini recipe.
OP you better move that fucking bacon vodka to a smaller container and
fill it up with more liquid so there are no airspaces.Bacteria
can still munch on the fat, decaying it, and causing off flavors. A
good idea would have been to trim all the fat off, but hey. You are a
culinary pioneer.Also: store it in a dark place or you will probably be fucked.
Why not Bacodka?Perhaps he should chill it to congeal the undissolved fat and strain it off?
Strain through cheesecloth?
>>155200I lol'd so goddamn hard.
I salute this glorious madness.OP = my coulinairy Hero./ck/ needs moar pioneers!
>>155200were you trying to assassinate someone allergic to bees?
First official tasting in T-11 hours. All suggestions duly noted.
>>155512Just dump the shit and cut your losses.
>>155514Signed. If you have some weeds growing somewhere you could use this to kill them.Actually, you should drink it; maybe you'll die, and THAT would be entertainment gold.
OP is going to get baconitis.
>>155522Oops, did I say baconitis? I meant liver cancer.
PIGS OF EVIL...PIGS OF EVIL...
>>154450Might want to mix it with something sweet just to balance out the salty smell of bacon?Honey? Maple syrup (as someone else suggested)?Other uses:- repellent for vegans.- something to attract your pets.
the people mentioning bacon grease and bacteria, the alcohol has caused
the fat to separate out, hence the plan to filter it through
cheesecloth, and anything above about 15% ABV will kill most bacteria.
That's why beers and wines never go higher than that, only spirits like
vodka can.Not the OP, by the way, just mentioning it. This
reminds me about an idea I had a while ago for lentil sake, brewed with
lentils instead of rice. I'd use it for cooking, being teetotal, but it
still sounds brutal. Should I try it?
To hell with drinking it, strain it really good take the liquid fill up a super soaker with it and go visit a mosque!
Bump for justice
Potter's is right up there with Popov, but I wasn't about to waste
tasty vodka on what could possible be disaster on wheels. I like the syrup idea, so I'll pick some up on my way home from work tonight; I only have marionberry syrup at home. Tonight is just a first tasting (don't worry, there will be pix), but if it works out, I will begin cocktailing.
I can't wait to read about the OP's demise in the "Odd News" section.
They may have pegged my buddies for harassing that dolphin, but they'll never catch me!
>>155775Not the same naming convention as the rest of OP's pics.
>>155775someone came on that bacon
This thread deserves epic status, I am looking forward to the testing.
is it can be bacon tiems
I think OP wussed out...
I think OP died.
>>155799Actually, OP's official post said he would be testing about 7 hours from now...
vodka is shit, like nikolai. they taste like hair spray. its sooo
fucking nasty id almost best that the bacon was an improvement...almost
OP is a fatty. Enjoy your heartattack and loss of brain cells.
>>155798>>155799OP is here and prepping! And getting my fat on.
You should filter it so you only get bacon flavored vodka instead of bits of bacon in vodka.
loling and crying at the same time...
>>155837When I say filter I mean slow drip filter.
oh god, I'm going to end up sick for you, OP
grossalso, /r/ sticky
Fasten your seatbelts; it's going to be a bumpy night.
video of shots please?or are you sipping?
F5-ing like crazy...
>>155858BRACE FOR EPIC
SOMEONE CAP THIS THREAD
I think she died...
alive and not even nauseated. Not as bacony as I'd hope--perhaps it
needs more time or fresh bacon?--but distinctly bacon flavored. Also
salty. Shall I try cocktails? I'm also eying the bacon used, but I bet it's really chewy.
>>155866Someone call the morgue
>>155862That is not a look of, "Mmmm yummy!"Farewell, OP, etc.
>>155867salty, vaguely bacon flavored... congratulations you just made a vodka enhanced blowjob, complete with swallowing.
now make a BLT with the left over bacon!
>>155870A bj would have taken up less of my time.Frying up fresh bacon for cocktail garnish.
RIP Bacon Vodka girl, we hardly knew ye.
This thread is fucking amazing.My hat goes off to you madam.
OP has succeeded where many men have failed.
BLT Mary, anyone?
>>155885that looks yummy
>>155860HAHAHA "BACON VODKA IS SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
Oh man, Legendary thread.
No, no, no! This is all wrong!
Out of fucking vermouth, so bacontinis another time. Damnit.But for my next trick . . . salami vodka!
>>155863DO IT NAOW
buddy and I did something similar to this once, except we used bacon,
bourbon and cinammon. It was potable but just using cinammon and
bourbon was better.Still, glad to find out some of us are still doing crazy things in the kitchen. Oh, try a thicker cut or smoke your own bacon and trim the fat. That might cut down on the skimming; I had the same problem.
>>155852fail for Rogue paraphernalia
OP delivered, shit is awesome.
Bacon-Anon, do you have a blog? I'd love to post about this on my site, but I want to be able to link to you about it.
>>155860needs a caption
was legendary, and OP even turned out to be cute, as I had originally
assumed she would be from a shot of her wrist. A++++ WOULD DEAL WITH
>>155977Your standards are too low. She's a little puffy. Not ugly or anything, but certainly nothing special, either.
>>155984Yes, well, sorry I slobbered all over the screen for her when I typed the word "cute"I didn't realize that that translates to OMG PERFECT in your obscure dialect of RetardanesePlease enjoy your continued life on the Internet, far away from actual women
>>155984Gawd, Anonymous is a dick.Thread and OP delivered. /r/ capping and/or sticky.
Fuck pepperoni. You are making head cheese vodka next. No discussion.
>>155984Saying that while posting on 4chan, pal?
>Bacon-Anon, do you have a blog? I'd love to post about this on my site, but I want to be able to link to you about it.HEY BABY, DO YOU HAVE A BLOG? CUZ I WANNA LINK TO IT.
Now you need tomato vermouth.
>>156013Hey man, he's gotta be able to stalk SOMETHING to get closer to his internet dream girl!
>>155885actually looks appealing, as much as i hate to admit itvery well done, bacon-anon
Bacanon has delivered. Well done.
>>156013AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT BACON, YOU KNOW, ON AIM.No,
seriously, I write for a cooking blog, and this sort of thing is what I
like to post about, but I can't take credit for someone else's stuff.
Hence I need a site other than 4chan.org to link to.
Oh god I lol'ed... Anonymous has made my day, thanks
>>156030Then save the fucking thread and host it. Or just screencap it.
>>156040I wish, I wish, I wish I had a facepalm macro right now.
>>156073Google "facepalm," you tool.
>>154450or just right click and save all from your browser?
Anon is disappointed at tbe lack of bacon margarita, however this is still win.Bless you anon, bless you.
I have to ask you to show your tits ma'am. You understand I'm just following protocol.
become our bacon goddess, make a bacon-kini and wear it in all your erotic bacony splendor
>>156105Please don't actually
>>156112sort of want
>>155862marry me nao
i'm so glad the OP actually followed through and drank that nasty-ass stuffTHIS IS HOW 4CHAN WAS MANY YEARS AGO back when people kicked ass
/r/ tits w/ bacon pasties.
>>155612god, I cant stop laughing. HAHAHAHAH lol.
>>154450Baconymous gets bonus points for rogue spirits shotglass. Shit i love me some rogue beer, never had the liquor though.Also, cute.
Still think this sounds disgusting, but anon delivered.
I take my sage back. I should've had more faith, anon delivered
[still waiting for verbal feedback on taste of bacon vodka]
Still alive and not even nauseated. Not as bacony as I'd hope--perhaps
it needs more time or fresh bacon?--but distinctly bacon flavored. Also
I've said it before and ill say it again, that looks like a jar full of penises.
Any chick that would drink bacon vodka would definitely drink your spooge.
OP has claimed the right to refer to herself as Bacon-chan, if she every needs to be a tripfag.
ALL HAIL BACON-CHAN!!
Wow...this thread is so fucking awesome.
>>155887Comment made of awesome.>>155940Has a caption, see above.
All hail Bacon-Chan.
Nooo, Marked for deletion! Someone save bacon-chan!!